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Ain't Nobody I've Met Yet (feat. Amber Lynn Nicol, Paul, and $tephmoney)

from Burn It Up! Turn It Up! (Deluxe Edition) by Jeremy Gloff

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Ain’t the boys from my high school
One that I skinny dipped in his pool
Ain’t the boy up on the mic
Jersey boy vroom vroom on his bike
Ain’t the boys from pizza shop
Metal boy - I was bored just stop
Ain’t the brother of the boy next door
Buffalo boy waste my time no more

Say you want a boyfriend - a real life time boyfriend
But you’ve been a bad boy - you’ve really been a bad boy
Say you want a boyfriend - a real life time boyfriend
But you’ve been a bad boy - you really been a bad boy

Who’s the love of my life?
It ain’t nobody I’ve met yet

Ain’t the one that sang for me naked
One who jumped in my car and take it
Ain’t the boy running with the knife
Loud car boy who spent the night
Batman lead me on
Ain’t nobody that’s turned me on
Ain’t the dork that I met at wings
Vagabond with nylon strings
Rapper - comedian -hippie
Fixed gear boy go ahead and skip me 
Aint no ooh la la
None of them got that zig-a-zig-ah

Certified freak like Cardi
He’ll pick you up at Hardee’s
Turn you out at Wawa
Let him be your papa
In a parking lot or a laundry mat
Drop to your knees and meet him out back
Face tattoos - no problem
Wife at home - he’ll call ‘em

(I see you - I wanna dance with you)

Got a felony that is class B?
Gloff don’t care as long as you’re nasty!


from Burn It Up! Turn It Up! (Deluxe Edition), released February 1, 2022


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Jeremy Gloff is an independent musician and writer residing in Tampa, Florida. Since his first album in 1993 Gloff has released 23 solo albums with the newest being "Burn It Up! Turn It Up!"

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